Sudden Bird Death

The mysterious mass death of bird has spread. Now it's happening indoors - in Atlanta. Death occurred at about 9:50 P.M. Eastern Time.

Overnight ratings show that almost 80% of the TVs that were turned on in Wisconsin last night were tuned to the Packers game. The number dropped after halftime when Bears fans got scared and changed the channel.

This one is for Bears fans.

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(Really those bird deaths aren't unusual. Trust us. Here's some sciency guys with statistics and junk about bird mortality.)