Monona City Council Preview - October 4, 2010

[Reposting]
An evening of ceaseless excitement is on tap for the Monona City Council this coming Monday, October 4, 2010. You doubt? Just treat your eyes to a view of the actual text of official agenda:

Unfinished Business (Approval Requested Unless Otherwise Noted).


a. Consideration of Resolution 10-09-1721 Monona Drive Reconstruction Phase III Design Engineering Services (City Engineer).

b. Consideration of Resolution 10-09-1724 Directing the Mass Transit Commission to Outline its Vision for Mass Transit in the City of Monona (Alderman Munson, Alderman Veserat). Covers the Vision Thing.

c. Consideration of Ordinance 9-10-617 Amending Sections 7-2-5 and 7-15-1 of the Code of Ordinances to Include a Late Fee for Liquor License Renewal Applications (License Review Committee).

d. Consideration of Ordinance 9-10-618 Amending Title 10, Chapter 2 Regarding Bicycles (Police Chief).
 
But WAIT! That's not all, there's more (like the old Ronco ads):
 
New Business.


a. Consideration of Ordinance 9-10-619 Establishing a No Parking Area on East Coldspring Avenue and Amending the Official Traffic Map (Public Safety Commission). (Hey, that might actually be kind of interesting.)

b. Consideration of Resolution 10-10-1732 Design and Construction Engineering Services for 2011 Street and Utility Improvements (Public Works Committee).

c. Consideration of Resolution 10-10-1733 Amending the Personnel Policy Manual to Add a Section Regarding the Police Canine Team (Police Chief).


And then we get to the Stick it to Alder Wood portion of the entertainment (I jest - I think):

1. Consideration of Dates for Budget Meetings/Work Sessions:

a. Wednesday, Oct. 20, 5:30 pm

b. Thursday, Oct. 21, 5:30 pm

c. Wednesday, Nov. 3, 5:30 pm

d. Thursday, Nov. 4, 5:30 pm.
 
How does that give me the wrong end of the stick? As I told the Mayor a week or so ago, I am out of town (on Wisconsin's lovely North Coast) for work on October 20 and 21. And November 4 is the WLA Awards banquet where the Monona Public Library will receive the Library of the Year Award, which I absolutely plan to attend.
 
I think it is in the works to change the November 4 date. Hopefully, I can get some accommodation on the October 20-21 budget dates. To ruin the fun of conspiracy theorists, my understanding is that the Mayor is unavailable the previous week and also the subsequent week (or maybe this just shows what a clever conspiracy it is.).
 
Monona common council agenda.

Read the entire city council packet for October 4, 2010.

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