Gableman Wins - Earth About to Fall into Black Hole

So, Judge Gableman scaremongers his way into the Wisconsin Supreme Court at the same time we hear that the earth may be swallowed by a man-made black hole. Mere coincidence? You want scaremongering, I'll give you scaremongering! Mad scientists are going to destroy the earth! Aiyeee! “Danger, Will Robinson”!

Dick Cheney (Dick Cheney - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia) finally has his pretext to attack France: The giant 27 KM particle accelerator known as the Large Hadron Collider (LHC_Homepage) is located in, or rather under Switzerland and France where subatomic particles will be smashed together "to answer key unresolved questions in particle physics."

Why are scientists doing this? See the CERN's full answer. CERN is the European Organization for Nuclear Research.

Taking Particle Physics to Court

A Black Hole Ate My Laboratory

New Scientist Planet Science: A black hole ate my planet