All Plugged Up

"Human waste to plug extinct Auckland volcano." No sh-...err, kidding, that's an actual headline from a New Zealand web site.

Now this strikes me right off as a potentially really, really bad idea. I mean, who wants 'biosolids' blasting out of a volcano? Unfortunately, this story is a lot funnier the less you know about it. If you actually read the story, you find out the volcano is extinct, and the human waste would be dried out and stuff.