You no doubt recall the infamous rabbit of Caerbannog in Monty Python's The Holy Grail. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, then stop reading now - NOW! - and go get a copy of this movie. It is quite possibly the funniest, most witty, yet silliest movie of all time.) The rabbit of Caerbannog has a mean streak a mile wide, causes grown men to soil their armor, he is simply "most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
Well, here's another bunny with special talents. His name is Oolong and he can balance things on his head. Like, a pancake. But, a pancake is too easy for a talented bunny like Oolong. By they way, Oolong is Japanese, well, at least his owner is Japanese ('Oolong' is also a green tea, but that's Chinese).
Oolong is one patient bunny rabbit. You can learn more than you really need to know about Oolong at Syberpunk
Sadly, Oolong is an ex-bunny. "'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This bunny is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-BUNNY!!"
Well, here's another bunny with special talents. His name is Oolong and he can balance things on his head. Like, a pancake. But, a pancake is too easy for a talented bunny like Oolong. By they way, Oolong is Japanese, well, at least his owner is Japanese ('Oolong' is also a green tea, but that's Chinese).
Oolong is one patient bunny rabbit. You can learn more than you really need to know about Oolong at Syberpunk
Sadly, Oolong is an ex-bunny. "'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This bunny is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-BUNNY!!"
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